Wednesday, November 5, 2008

California Wintertime

It's been raining the past few days. Bennett has been making use of his rain boots.


And Asher likes to sneak outside when I'm not looking and join in all the fun.
My camera ran out of batteries on Halloween so I didn't get any pics of the boys together. Here's our little monkey.

When Kelly and Asher were in AZ, Bennett and I went to the ward Halloween party. Bennett won first prize in the pumpkin carving contest. He wanted the face to look just like his trick or treat pumpkin bucket face. He helped me draw and carve it.
He loved the bounce house. I had a hard time getting him out of there.
This happy face was rarely seen while wearing his costume.
He much preferred the serious batman face.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Kids and Pumpkins

Here are a few pictures of life these days at our house.

Kim made pumpkin pancakes for the boys , who always love pancakes and are really getting into the fall holiday season.

Asher has this habit of getting into everything in the cupboards he can reach. Usually we get frustrated and tell him to stop making a mess, but Kim found a solution that was more fun for everyone - a drum party on the kitchen floor. Great idea, Kim.

Asher eating strawberries.

Asher eating flowers.

Asher eating dried corn kernels.

Asher eating hay.


We borrowed the canning machine from the Concord Cannery for a ward event. But we decided to take the opportunity and get some food storage put together. 45 minutes, 24 cans.


We took a day trip to the pumpkin patch today. One of the highlights was a "sandbox" full of millions of dried corn kernels. The boys had a blast digging and playing with the 47 other children in the same 200 cubic feet of corn (10x10x2).



We thought this picture of Asher was cute (but what else are we going to think?) Another 80 degree day in late October.
Is this a stylish kid or what? Shout-out goes to Grandma Schroeder for the "cool-guy" jeans and awesome tennies. Asher was loving pumpkinland, toddling all over the rows of giant orange balls with big sticks coming out of them. (At what age does the concept of a pumpkin really make sense?)Another highlight was the cow train, made up of little cars pulled by a tractor, with the whole thing decorated like a herd of cattle. Almost made me feel like a rancher. The ride was fun, meandering through the corn stalks and the pumpkin patch. Asher smiled a little but held on tight. Bennett tentatively held up his arms when we went over little mounds of dirt, and then quickly held on to the sides again when Kim stopped asking him to do it.

Overall we had a great time, despite a sort of rocky start. But that's a story for a different day...

Saturday, October 4, 2008

We really do have children

Notwithstanding our absence from the blogosphere, we want to make it known that we are alive and our boys are still pretty cute, albeit scrappy.  

And we hate looking at Ms. Renaissance Faire and Ms. Meyer and the melted computer picture.  So here is a quick set of what we were able to upload with the new Mac Powerbook (Thanks John Schroeder) and the new wireless network (Thanks Best Buy):

This picture proves that happiness is either free or at least cheap.  The slide was from a garage sale advertised on Craigslist.  The batman pajamas are a hand-me-down from cousin Nolen.  So as long as you don't factor in the expense of living in California and the resulting perfect weather that makes possible breezy afternoons in the backyard, the total cost of this smile is $5.  I think it's a good deal.


In other news, Asher is following the Smith-boy trend of waiting 15 months before deciding to walk.  He's transitioning between the crack-up-while-holding-tightly-to-two-fingers phase to the standard wobbly-legs, fall-on-the-bum treks across the living room.  Current record of unassisted walking: 21 steps.  He's getting close.

Bennett started pre-school a few weeks ago.  He has been excited and relatively nerve-free from day one.  Nice teachers, a cool playground, and several familiar faces from church have made the transition particularly easy.  Besides the social learning experience, preschool has given Bennett a sense of purpose - he refers to it as his "work" and prides himself on leaving at the same time as his dad.

So that's us these days.  As we get caught up on our electronic life, we'll have more later.

Friday, September 5, 2008

We're offline



Sorry to anyone who has checked this blog recently.  We're offline due to a crashed computer at home (I'm writing this from work).  And it's a shame because Kim has a whole bunch of really cute pictures of little kids doing funny things.  But we'll be back soon (hopefully). And this is not an actual picture of our computer, but a representation of what it feels like on the inside.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Let's try that again...

(Spoiler alert) Kim was worried about me being misunderstood the last time around, so I'll attempt to explain. If you're not familiar with the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, they are young adult novels about a high school girl that falls in love with a vampire. But then she kind of likes a werewolf, but ends up with the vampire after all.

I haven't read the books, but pretty much every female I know is obsessed with them. The reason I find that funny is the aforementioned elements of fantasy. Who knew that my wife would one day explain to me the physiological aspects of vampire/human childbirth?

Anyway, I figured that if fantasy has a market, maybe I should try my hand. Really, I was goofing around while Kim finished the latest book (released last Friday at midnight) and having some fun spoofing the insanely popular series by making up a unicorn/fairy romance of my own.

In reality, I am super impressed with anyone that takes an idea and turns it into something as time-consuming and life-accomplishment-ish as a published novel. Even if it is a little phantasmagorical and seemingly ridiculous and reminds me of the Renaissance Faire.

Monday, August 4, 2008

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but...

Vernal Equinox
-by Kelly Smith

The bright sun pierced through clouds and shone like an arrow from heaven, pointed directly at Stella's face. Her pale skin illuminated, Henry thought she looked even more angelic than before.

"You didn't think it was possible," she shattered his dreamy gaze the way she always did, reading his mind and breaking down his defenses in a single stroke. Her quiet confidence - not arrogant or haughty, but simply sure of herself, of her beauty, of her power over him - had always been intoxicating to Henry. And now he found himself again rapt in her allure, wondering at the inner strength so innocently hidden behind her soft features, gentle face, smooth skin, with eyes that seemed to retreat, but that met his gaze and penetrated to his core every time he realized that he loved her.

Stella's sense of self-assurance was perplexing to Henry because it left him weak and defenseless. Like the powerful waves of the Pacific that used to knock him brutally from his feeble legs as a child and spin him around under the tide, scraping his limbs against the sandy floor and leaving him prostrate in the surf, her simple beauty and captivating charm rendered Henry powerless. In a way, he accepted his fate, calmly resigning himself to the reality that a life without her would indeed not qualify as life at all, and that he would prefer those strong ocean rip tides and even a gruesome, watery death to the alternative of being without her. He had never felt this way before. Not about previous girlfriends. Not about anyone. He knew that Stella was different. She controlled him in ways no one ever had.

As she looked up at him, in a pensive questioning at first, and then with thorough understanding, she broke the silence of his bewilderment with the simple truth:

"You can't figure me out."

"What do you mean?"

"Henry, you know that I love you, and that I need you as much as you need me."

As he tried to protest, tried to understand how she always knew exactly what he was thinking, Henry's mind was a tempest of uncertainty. After all, he was the one who was supposed to be powerful. He was the one with the physical strength. He was the one with the impenetrable emotions and the unblemished, albeit secretive, past. He was the unicorn.

Just as his thought process arrived at this fateful destination, the clouds shifted to diffract the sunlight, once illuminating his beauty like a mythological goddess, and now sending the rays of light in a full spectrum across the summer sky. As passersby unwittingly slowed their cars to marvel at the full rainbow, arching across the horizon, Henry had a different reaction. Instinct took over, instantaneously changing Stella from his true love to his prey. A horn split through the skin of his nose as his hind legs shredded his trousers, thrusting him upward as he reared toward the marvelous prism of color in the sky, then back to the earth. Henry let out a predatory snort, and bounded forward, determined to consume the flesh he had so recently admired. Stella let out a scream, infusing Henry's obsessed mind with a conflicting array of emotions.

"But I love you," Stella pleaded. And yet despite the urgency of her statement, her confession had a strange resolve, a calmness in the face of her apparent tragedy. Her words drove home to the human remnants of his now wild heart. He paused. Looking her over, then glancing over his shoulder toward the fading colors in the sky, Henry knew that the choice he had been dreading had finally arrived.

Give in to my nature and devour the girl I love, or die myself. There were no other options, he realized as he continued his charge. And just as he gave in to his reckless instinct, surging toward her to fill his monstrous appetite, the unexpected occurred. In a sudden burst of pinkish dust, Stella vanished from before him, leaving a confused unicorn charging directly into a tree. With his horn safely embedded in the tree's trunk, Stella floated gently toward his ear, where her new embodiment as a fairy occupied the same space as one of the many flies that had begun to congregate around him.

And with one decided maneuver, Stella whispered in his unicorn ear, "I love you Henry, but you shouldn't try to kill a crazy fairy princess with magical powers."

Her tiny mouth clenched tightly around his skin, releasing a lethal dose of her venom as he tried helplessly to make sense of the recent turn of events. Before he knew it, Henry's body lay cold and stiff on the forest floor, now morphed back into human form as the dusk had set in.

And with a simultaneous wicked laugh and heartbroken cry, Stella returned to her human form and wandered back to her car, sobbing because she really did love him.

The end.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Peaceful, law-abiding citizen or hardened criminal?

I had a run-in with the law this morning on my way to work. This was interesting to me because I value the rule of law in America, and I consider myself generally non-disruptive when it comes to living a life in harmony with other members of society. I don't even speed (5-7 mph over limit doesn't count).

But as I turned right onto Geary Rd. at approximately 8:45 this morning, a Pleasant Hill police officer followed my squeaky, $500 Honda with lights flashing. I rolled down my window and discovered that my violation was the lack of a shoulder seat belt. Here's where the story can go one of two ways - what I imagined, and what actually happened.

What I imagined: I erupted into a satirical tirade, cleverly pointing out to this bureaucrat-in-a-fiberglass-box that the only possible logic that could justify my being pulled over for a seatbelt infraction is that the government knows better than I do how to take care of myself. "How strange," I mused, "that with all the good law enforcement could be doing in this world, I am being confronted because the State of California thinks I am jeopardizing my personal safety." Driving without a seatbelt might be a mistake, but I do not pay (ridiculous amounts of) state taxes to correct other mistakes, like failure to balance a checkbook, building a diet around Ben & Jerry's ice cream, or attempting to jump from building to building like Spiderman. [Realism: I can think of a few possible arguments for a seatbelt law on the grounds of its affect on social welfare, but they are a stretch and also it's a slippery slope.]

What actually happened: I nervously and submissively explained how we just got the car and haven't registered it yet (it was actually a month ago and we just hate the DMV and keep procrastinating), how the electronic system just recently failed and disabled the automatic shoulder belt feature (need to get that fixed, but the officer pointed out that I can do it manually), and eventually, how Bennett has a habit of rifling through my wallet and now I can't find my (Massachusetts) driver's license. So it turns out, I actually was breaking several laws (mostly the bureaucratic ones that I don't feel as bad about), but the officer was friendly, merciful, and overall just doing his job of enforcing the will of the people. I was glad I was nice, because I think this approach went over much better than the alternative.